Tutorial 1 of relationships.....

==>how to end things cleanly with ur ex wifout hurting her feelings...

after she turn mad, 2-3 hrs later then reply the following...

==>sorry, i was busy..
interpretation==>sorry, losing u has no effect on me such tt wad ever im doing cant wait n u have to wait 2-3hrs be4 i reply something decent

==>ur a very nice n good girl, the type of gf every guy is looking for..but im not a nice guy
interpretation==>u r nice, take care of me n love me like my mom loves me...but like how i treat my mom, i take u for granted, hence im not nice to u..cos i dun really love u tt much anyway

==>i really loved u
interpretation==>i don't love u now....

==>i dun have face to face u anymore
interpretation==>gently letting the girl know the guy shall not bother to look for her anymore....also puts the guy in a good light as it seems like its not tt he cant be bothered to find her, but actually he has no face to do tt....yar rite....-__-"

==>i know u hate me n i understand nothing i say will help
interpretation==>i shall fix it such tt becos i assume tt u hate me, which i know is totally untrue, i shall pretend to b sad n hence say this so tt i wun b blamed for not persuading u or coaxing u.

ok....maybe certain things to some extend could vary frm guy to guy...
but this shld b e general guideline ba....

Tutorial 2 of relationships

for ladies wise.....
==>i hate u
interpretation==>i love u

==>ur such a jerk
interpretation==>why never ask me for a patch?

==>arsh hole
interpretation==>how come until now still haven ask for patch?

==>stupid arsh hole
interpretation==>OEI...ask la!!

==>ur not a man...not proactive one...
interpretation==>u really really REALLY shld be chasing me back!!!!...*ROAR!!**

==>i miss u
interpretation==>hahahaaa...u really think so?...hmmm...maybe a teeny weeny bit la....

==>i wan a clean break
interpretation==>wake up n start running over!

==>forget it....i dun trust u....
interpretation==>wake up n hurry coax me!!

==>im happier without u...
interpretation==>cant u see im trying to convince myself? If tt was really true, i wld have said something else like "i think im not ready for anything currently"

==>i love being single!
interpretation==>same as the previous

human beings are complicated creatures......
StArStAr~~*~